#IndianTaxSystem
WHERE DOES THIS MONEY GO?
You would be shocked to learns there is literally where we are not paying the tax.
↗TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
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1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!
3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other Area / State / Abroad.
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI AND NOW LBT & LPT!
4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
How do you distribute profit ?
Ans. : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX!
5) Where r u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Do u have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFFS PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans. : No
Tax : Then pay MINIMUM ALTERNATE TAX (MAT)
9) R u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Where r u lodging your client?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY LUXURY TAX!
11) R u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on Birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) To reduce tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE!
17) How u Travel?
Ans: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATION CESS, SECONDARY & HIGHER EDUCATION CESS & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT. TAXES !!!
19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
20) Do you want growth of India.?
Ans. : Of course, Yes
Tax : Then pay ELECTRICITY TAX, WATER TAX, ROAD TAX, ETC. ETC.
21) INDIAN : Can I die now?
Ans. : Wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX!
Very correct, I request everybody, please forward this valuable bit of information in your circle.
Similarly, There are countless illustrations that can simply display the qualities of our INCREDIBLE INDIA.
WHERE DOES THIS MONEY GO?
You would be shocked to learns there is literally where we are not paying the tax.
↗TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
➿➿➿➿➿➿➿
1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!
3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other Area / State / Abroad.
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI AND NOW LBT & LPT!
4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
How do you distribute profit ?
Ans. : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX!
5) Where r u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Do u have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFFS PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans. : No
Tax : Then pay MINIMUM ALTERNATE TAX (MAT)
9) R u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Where r u lodging your client?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY LUXURY TAX!
11) R u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on Birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) To reduce tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE!
17) How u Travel?
Ans: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATION CESS, SECONDARY & HIGHER EDUCATION CESS & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT. TAXES !!!
19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
20) Do you want growth of India.?
Ans. : Of course, Yes
Tax : Then pay ELECTRICITY TAX, WATER TAX, ROAD TAX, ETC. ETC.
21) INDIAN : Can I die now?
Ans. : Wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX!
Very correct, I request everybody, please forward this valuable bit of information in your circle.
Similarly, There are countless illustrations that can simply display the qualities of our INCREDIBLE INDIA.
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